@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?
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@MJMcKean: Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer "Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion".
@gibbet: As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute..