@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.
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@Kimpulses: I've been reading your Oscar tweets, and America should not vote on things as a general rule going forward.
@agnessaintcalf: Wile Coyote was the original online shopper and helped advance modern logistics and distribution.
@myonlymizztake: *Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*