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@Book_Krazy: "Last call for flight 254"

[Runs to gate]

"You barely made it"

[out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tell you I'm a vegan

“Last call for flight 254”

[Runs to gate]

“You barely made it”

[out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tell you I’m a vegan

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