@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MoosePunch: "Ow that dog just nipped at me" PEE ON IT! "No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!
@blood_orphan: 3rd eye: youre on drugs 4th eye: youre a nerd 5th-7th eyes: ??? 8th eye: you are now a spider 9th eye: spider on drugs 16th eye: nerd spider
@joci2203: "Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing
@GrumpyBahr: Dr: I need a urine and stool sample. Me: *hands him my underwear* Dr:...... Me: Its all there.