@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Cheeseboy22: My wife is always like, "You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra.
@BromanConsul: cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now
@ValeeGrrl: After years of marriage & kids I have no idea how I'd handle a 1st date. Just give him a juice box, crackers & an iPad? Do I bring coupons?