@LMLMadness: Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry.
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@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@flashember: Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night.
@TragicAllyHere: [I see a bug outside] Nature is marvelous [I see a bug inside] This must be the deliverer of my death