@LMLMadness: Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*
@bourgeoisalien: PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now
@dmc1138: Someone should open a bar called "The Gym", so when I tell people where I'm going, it won't be a lie.
@ceejoyner: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous.