@TheDrunkStory: "Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text"
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@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
@don_haworth: I made a joke about a lumberjack funeral once and got followed by a logging association, a lumberyard and 2 funeral homes