@hipchkk: Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of "You had so much potential" with a steaming side of "You shoulda married Jeff."
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@dumbbeezie: Sure I'll come to your costume party. I'll be a ninja. If you don't see me then you know I took the challenge seriously
@Pliny_theElder: marie kondo: does this object bring you joy? me, looking longingly at a piece of scrap metal in the basement that i could possibly use for something someday: hell yeah it does
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [interviewing Matt Damon] Matt: Well, in this movie I play- Me: (cuts him off) I’m more interested in talking about the roles you AREN’T playing.