@hipchkk: Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of "You had so much potential" with a steaming side of "You shoulda married Jeff."
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@curlycomedy: The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission.
@ermahgarton: I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.
@VelouriaDaze: *walks into lift* Guy: going down? Me: I'll need a first date for that. *silence* *doors open* Dammit Twitter!