@weinerdog4life: Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you.
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@NeinQuarterly: Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.
@mayamanion: Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
@Dawn_M_: Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.