@just1fool: Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently.
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@JohnLyonTweets: I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.
@JessObsess: You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry