@JPHaddadio: Last year I ate out alone on Valentine's Day. To avoid embarrassment, I yacked the whole time with a lovely couple the next table over.
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@1followernodad: the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.
@CalmTomb: BBC crime shows on Netflix: - Inspector Grimpenchester - The Hangman's Ax - Get Me Bumblry! - Miss Lettie Pennyfeather's Detective Concern
@VolatileVani: There's a guy sitting here on a typewriter. A typewriter. I don't know if he's a hipster or a ghost but either way I want no part of it.
@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm gonna be in trouble when my kids are older and realize how much of my parenting advice is just Kenny Rogers lyrics.