@JPHaddadio: Last year I ate out alone on Valentine's Day. To avoid embarrassment, I yacked the whole time with a lovely couple the next table over.
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@KeetPotato: "chill before serving" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep
@Fickle_Filly: The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us