@KentWGraham: Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AmishPornStar1: Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went in there... It was the bathroom...but still...
@CantWaitToNap: Stories about panicked mothers lifting cars off their trapped babies... but it's my wife hauling out 10 cases of wine during a house fire.
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.