@KentWGraham: Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies.
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@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums.
@daniellebyers: My 11 year old dumped his girlfriend because she was too "sassy." So I'm guessing my days are numbered.
@WheelTod: Well, well, well. Looks like I may have a lawsuit on my hands: a gynecologist refused to treat me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm gay.