@causticbob: Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
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@bombsydoll: in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
@weinerdog4life: Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
@Fred_Delicious: [2 dogs eating dinner] "u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great" [stops chewing] "why does this taste like chocolate"
@_mindflakes: Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds