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@LeBearGirdle: Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding?
Dentist: he doesn't floss
Me: You hit me!
D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss

Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client’s mouth bleeding?
Dentist: he doesn’t floss
Me: You hit me! 
D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don’t floss

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