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@pumpkin_horse: *lays down on memory foam mattress*
mattress: remember that time you pooped your pants in 3rd grade?
me: I regret buying you

*lays down on memory foam mattress* 
mattress: remember that time you pooped your pants in 3rd grade?
me: I regret buying you

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