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@AnOrangeSNES: *Leans head up to wife as I'm dying*
Me: My only regret is...
*Coughs loudly*
Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die.
*Dies*

*Leans head up to wife as I’m dying*
 Me: My only regret is…
*Coughs loudly* 
Me: …not having something cooler to say as I die. 
*Dies*

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