@NoticablyBacon: December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it
@DannyZuker: "No woman, no cry." - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend.
@lloydrang: The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins.
Rock beats paper.
And the crowd goes wild.
@patnspankme: The coolest feature of being over age 40 is now when I get a pimple it only takes 14 months to go away.
@kxthleen: other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful
me wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean
COMMENTS