@UgghNotyou: Learn to put yourself first unless you're in a battlefield.
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@NoticablyBacon: December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it
@lloydrang: The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.
@patnspankme: The coolest feature of being over age 40 is now when I get a pimple it only takes 14 months to go away.