@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
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@RorynotRoy: The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg "Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?" Me: *grabs another donut & runs*
@jjhartinger: A telemarketer called and said,"can I speak with the man of the house." I replied, "sure" and gave the phone to the cat.