@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
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@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button.
@notalogin: Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form.
@KyleMcDowell86: *rolls up on dance battle* Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ *hands out pamphlets*
@TedOfficialPage: If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. "Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."