@jeffreyr77: Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks.
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@lazerdoov: *Tries to pet the K-9 unit dogs while I'm hiding from them under a car in a parking lot*
@samalmightysam: -Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered.