@CloydRivers: Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a "holiday" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica.
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@HelloJessicaFox: If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN. Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies
@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway
@HomeProbably: The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door.