@SergioValenCo: Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard.
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@DanMentos: *passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*
@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!
@QwertyJones3: "Yes, I need to check in." "Sir, this is a burn unit." "Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."