@SergioValenCo: Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@internetluke: Man down! Send in back up! *wife comes rushing in the room* "What happened?!" *i dip another chip in the salsa to rescue the broken chip*
@ddsmidt: ...sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake, knows if you’ve been bad or good... Me: Omg, this song is about my phone.