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@internetluke: [leaving HS reunion w/ date]
Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight?
"Seemed pretty clear I thought"

[leaving HS reunion w/ date]
Aren’t you going to ask why everybody was calling me ‘smelly boy’ tonight?
“Seemed pretty clear I thought”

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