@Mikecanrant: Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head.
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@Brampersandon_: *catches son swearing through sign language* "We don't use that language in this house" *hands him hand sanitizer* "You know what to do"
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...
@Landon8426: Chess with Australians must get so confusing. "Check, mate." "Naw mate, that's just a check." "That's what I said. Check, mate"
@10InchesPlus: The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works.