@MelKassel: LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'
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@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.
@MomOfTeen: Rating all the Nancy Drew books I've read on Goodreads so it looks like I'm smart or something.
@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.
@lawblob: pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them