@MelKassel: LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'
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@SatansTongue: *at a concert* ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK (Crowd) "YEAAAAH" LETS DO THIS HIT IT *30 second ad plays first*
@Home_Halfway: ME: 50 Cent has to clone himself to be able to go to the Dollar Store. DATE: Do you ever listen to yourself
@dannyboy7813: Daughter: Dad, did dinosaurs really exist? Me: Yep. D: But how can you be so sure of that? M: I've seen them in museums D: Really!! Didn't know they had museums when dinosaurs were about.