@KeetPotato: leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles
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@nealbrennan: Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
@ohthatbadger: Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.
@jordan_stratton: Just once, I'd like to sleep as deeply as a cartoon sheriff whose keys are dangling seductively from his belt.