@DBMaxP: Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
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@drinksmcgee: Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)
@Brampersandon_: BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?
@Jenny4ashley: Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*