@TheLemon_: Lets all agree,
having your cake and eating it too,
is the same damn thing.
@thedailymarker: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt.
@Tmoney68: Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna.
@Reverend_Scott: Better than a Justin Bieber concert:
1. Being deaf.
2. A rattlesnake bite.
3. Chewing razor blades.
4. Licking a public toilet seat.
@JediGigi: Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride?
Me: So you're a liar?
Him: Nice yoga pants
Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!
@Cheeseboy22: Dolphin scientists say that dolphins are the smartest animal next to humans, but I think they're only saying that because they're dolphins.