@alexblagg: "Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!" - girls now
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@MartinPilgrim1: My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings: 1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
@FancyNancyAnn: I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.
@Marlebean: They say a dog park is a great place to meet guys. I don't have a dog, but I walk around with a bag full of poop so I don't look weird.