@Dory: Let’s all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren’t the same size as us
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@cwhudson: [Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless
@freshestginger: HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell
@Token_Geezer: The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us...