@Dory: Let’s all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren’t the same size as us
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@trojansauce: *wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*
@MalcInYourWife: So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say.
@AmishPornStar1: Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip.
@pakalupapito: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.