@badbanana: Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone.
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@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver
@Home_Halfway: WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually it's just emotional comfort after years of being toget- WIFE: *packing* I'll be at my mothers
@ixix82: "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"