@badbanana: Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone.
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@Bandersnaaatch: There's a bird in the yard and she's shaking her tail feathers in hope of attracting a mate. HE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN, I yell.
@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
@FABrezebabe: *does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* "oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"