@torrami: "Let's give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
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@therepoguy: My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka.
@towelforacape: People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them.
@animaldrumss: [ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image