@kelkulus: Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system.
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@johnbiehl: Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire
@blaha_Who: You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you.