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@Bexdora: "Let's see what you're made of!" he says on approach, knife in hand.
"Good." I mutter. "Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."

“Let’s see what you’re made of!” he says on approach, knife in hand. “Good.” I mutter. “Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology.”
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