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@tougherthanyoux: *Licks the fire in your soul
@bogadafet: *puts on sports bra*
Well, that's enough exercise for today...
@JessObsess: I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes.
@murrman5: do you have any idea how fast you were going?
"no, I'm not wearing my contacts"
@gfoster18: Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman
@NicCageMatch: Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.