@figgled: #liestoldbygirls I am an 18th century mahogany cabinet.
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@MarlonBrandNO: Me: I have Schrödinger like reflexes "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" Me: Yes and No.
@moxieblogger: Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no.
@Jacob_Swift16: A cop just told me that i have way too many buddha statues for there to not be drugs in the house