@SwirlySkittles: Don't touch my nutella with your banana.

@WilliamRodgers: Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now....

@9GAG: The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false...

@Jayson_Two_time: I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.

@WigCannon: Do you know why I pulled you over? "Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet." I meant this time "Oh. No." Please step out of the oven.