@DanMentos: LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up
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@imchriskelly: Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right.
@MdUNH: I can't take the time to exercise but I did some killer cardio pacing indecisively in front of the Ben & Jerry's section of the supermarket.
@QwertyJones3: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head.