@DKSC4LIFE: LIFE HACK: If you’re a spy, marry a vegan. They won’t be upset when they find out you’re a plant.
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@TheBoydP: A world without racism exists in traffic. The anger, cursing and honking is truly based on the ability to drive, not the content of the car.
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