@DeepDarkFear: Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money.
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@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.
@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
@ch000ch: ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days
@AnkCoupleTO: [almost at the moon] Buzz: *explosive diarrhea* DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANG, ARMSTRONG? Neil: *steals speech out of his pocket* nope