@DeepDarkFear: Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money.
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@Sassafrantz: Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?
@OtherDanOBrien: [2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. "Whaaaat, that's genius." We gon’ get mad licked, son.