@DeepDarkFear: Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money.
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@Smooheed: A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended
@Alex_N_Chains: I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga.
@cloudybones: Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?
@pmclellan: So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.