@theshamingofjay: Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves
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@noxxhell: When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage.
@KKAlThani: My friend showed up wearing a "Narnia is real" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon.
@panmidwest: Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put "who rescued who?" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's "who rescued whom?"