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@WritePlay: Like a good neighbor
State Farm and I haven't ever spoken.
@novicefather: I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit.
@AnniemuMary: I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning.
@INeed_AnAdult: It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes.
@Dutch_50: Headline: "Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey"
My 1st thought was, "Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo." I must have Thanksgiving on my mind.
@ibid78: If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink).