@fulciHugazombie: Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter.
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@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires.
@ConanOBrien: I’m trying to convince my Seattle in-laws the new travel ban means we can’t visit them this summer.
@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...