@fulciHugazombie: Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter.
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@Kendragarden: I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."
@serialmatrix: God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.
@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.