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@Lisabug74: Like prison, most don't learn the life of crime till locked up. Like twitter, I learned to creep into houses and quietly eat their cheese.

Like prison, most don’t learn the life of crime till locked up.  Like twitter, I learned to creep into houses and quietly eat their cheese.

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