@IvoryGazelle: listed 911 as my emergency contact because, nice try, i know how emergencies work
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@JustDontBugMe: American: Say Aboot or Sorey? You say words so weird. Canadian: Yeah eh. Does saying Free health care hurt your feelings?
@brendohare: Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn