@andreeahluscu: Listening to Jay-Z has literally taught me everything I know about whether or not a cop can legally search my car.
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@RickAaron: In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
@iGreenMonk: Sometimes you just got to listen to your heart, and my heart is like "listen to your stomach".