@Quartzjixler: Her: Is breakfast almost ready?
Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage.
Her: Can't we please wait till after breakfast for that?
@SaraESpivey: 5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette.
@iRowlf: Prank Idea: Toss some red laundry in the ocean and turn the great white sharks into the great pink sharks.
@KeetPotato: unstable person: "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, 9/11 was an inside job"
stable person: "i look after horses"
@slimmy_shady: I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.
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