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@FrogAvalanche: *live news report
- You survived a fall of thousands of feet...
- Yes.
- Parachute failed?
- Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes.

*live news report
– You survived a fall of thousands of feet…
– Yes.
– Parachute failed?
– Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes.

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