@MoneypennyNaked: Living check to check is fine til you go from "Think I'll treat myself to a $7 latte" to "Which kid do I sell to pay for these car repairs."
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@Playing_Dad: Boss: We're having a meeting at noon for future managers Me: Will there be lunch? Boss: No Me: I don't want to be a manager that bad
@LlamaInaTux: [my funeral] priest: we are all going to miss, uh... *snaps finger* you know.. *glances at my wife* wife: *turns to my mom* mom: Greg? I feel like it was something close to Greg.