@HeyItsMartty: Lmao cmon
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@moose_chocolate: If by "fetching" you mean "looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog" then yes I look fetching.
@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
@ArfMeasures: ME (working in a bank): Ugh I am so tired today ROBBER: EVERYONE ON THE GROUND & DO NOT MOVE ME [blowing up neck pillow] I could kiss you