@kevinseccia: Writing Tip: Learn the letters. YES all of them. Regardless of what you write they'll come in handy. Try experimenting w/ diff combinations.

@Cheeseboy22: Whenever I am with my family and someone says, "Wow, you have a beautiful family!" I reply, "Well, we left the ugly ones at home."

@TheHyyyype: [friend is showing me around his city] HIM: and that right there is the children's hospital ME: *struggles with this for a minute* how the hell are children running a hospital

@SabotagedSmoke: I only shop at yard sales for haunted family heirlooms & lingerie.

@IvoryGazelle: Wondering how long it’ll take for my boyfriend to realize every time he’s told me he loves me I’ve said I love YouTube