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@NikatNiteNite: My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking.
@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.
@topaz_kell: When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?