@mynameisntdave: LOCAL BOTS ARE SICK AND TIRED OF PRETENDING TO BE HOT LOCAL SINGLES AND WANT YOU TO ACCEPT THEM AS THEY ARE; LINES OF CODE AND NOTHING MORE
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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I'm exhausted. Please just go to sleep. Brain: K Me: Brain: Me: Brain: Me: *almost asleep, drooling a little* Brain: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DANCE IF YOUR FEET ARE LOOSE