@TommyKarate: Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam.
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@robdelaney: I don’t “take” weed because weed “took” my best friend & trapeze partner Corton from me when we were 17. #ImissYouBrother #SwingWithJesus
@topaz_kell: If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message. Put the message in a bottle. Hit them over the head with the bottle.
@primawesome: Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong.